Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
A: “With a bee bee gun.”
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers.
Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!
Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry
Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?
A: Firecrackers!
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.