Q: What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A: The temperature!
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
A: Jellyfish!
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you say when you lose a wii game?
A: I want a wii-match!
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!