A banana and jam sandwich

Q: Why did the banana bring a jar of jam to work?

A: It wanted to spread some good news.

Q: What runs but can’t walk?

A: The faucet!

Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

A: the Telephone.

Q: What music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

A: Sneakers.

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A: Flood lights!

Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A: A deviled egg!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Its easier than walking!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A: Because he had no-body to go with.

Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?

A: because it was rated arrrrr

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?

A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal.

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A: So he could tie the score.

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?

A: Because he was a paleontologist.

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?

A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.