Posted on August 29, 2026

Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?

A: A crayon-berry

Posted on August 28, 2026

Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup?

A: Firecrackers!

Posted on August 28, 2026

Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?

A. It was a Barbie-Q.

Posted on August 27, 2026

Pencil sharpeners have a tough life…. they live off tips.

Posted on August 27, 2026

My eyelids are so sexy, I can’t keep my eyes off them.

Posted on August 26, 2026

I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, we just give you what you deserve.

Posted on August 26, 2026

It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!

Posted on August 25, 2026

I’m so bright my mother calls me son.

Posted on August 25, 2026

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.

Posted on August 24, 2026

If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.

Posted on August 24, 2026

If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.

Posted on August 23, 2026

If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?

Posted on August 23, 2026

I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.

Posted on August 22, 2026

I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.

Posted on August 22, 2026

I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

Posted on August 21, 2026

I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.

Posted on August 21, 2026

I heard a story about a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it’s pointless

Posted on August 20, 2026

I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.

Posted on August 20, 2026

I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.

Posted on August 19, 2026

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

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