Posted on November 9, 2026
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: I’m going out tonight.
Posted on November 8, 2026
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
Posted on November 7, 2026
Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
A: Between you and me something smells.
Posted on November 6, 2026
Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
A: I think I’m coming down with something!
Posted on November 4, 2026
Q: What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
A: An umbrella.
Posted on November 3, 2026
Q: I can run but not walk, have a mouth but can’t talk, and a bed, but I do not sleep. What am I?
A: A River.
Posted on November 2, 2026
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!
