Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Q: What can you serve but never eat?
A: A volleyball.
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: Name a city where no one goes?
A: Electricity
Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
A: One! After that its not empty!
Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: Tomato Paste!
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!