Q: Why did the belt go to jail?

A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A: To get a tweetment.

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal.

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

A: So he could have sweet dreams.

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?

A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?

A: because it was rated arrrrr