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Lieutenant Dan

Posts by Lieutenant Dan:
  • Q: What runs but can’t walk?
  • Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
  • Q: What music are balloons scared of?
  • Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
  • Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
  • Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
  • Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
  • Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
  • Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
  • Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

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  • Q: What runs but can’t walk?
  • Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
  • Q: What music are balloons scared of?
  • Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
  • Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
  • Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
  • Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
  • Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
  • Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
  • Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
  • Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
  • Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
  • Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
  • Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
  • Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
  • Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
  • Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
  • Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
  • Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
  • Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
  • Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
  • Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
  • Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
  • Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
  • Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
  • Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
  • Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
  • Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
  • Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
  • Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
  • Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
  • Q: Why did the barber win the race?
  • Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
  • Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
  • Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
  • Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
  • Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
  • Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
  • Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
  • Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
  • Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
  • Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
  • Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
  • Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
  • Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
  • Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
  • Q: Why are frogs so happy?
  • Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
  • Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
  • Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
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