Lieutenant Dan
Posts by Lieutenant Dan:
- I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
- fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
- Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
- Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it’ll always get you the RIGHT ONES.
- A. Milk and quackers!
- Q: What do you call a doll on fire?
- A butcher goes on a first date and says ‘It was nice meating you’
- 2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that’s Ludacris
- You know, everyone always tells me that I’m a bit better than you.
- What fits your schedule better……Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
- What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis?
- Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.
- Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
- Today I gave my dead batteries away….Free of charge.
- Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver
- Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
- Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
- Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
- Q: Why was the math book sad?
- Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
Recent Jokes and Gift Images
- Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
- Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
- Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
- Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
- Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
- Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
- Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
- Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
- Q: What do you call a house that likes food?
- Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
- Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
- Q: What do you call a book that’s about the brain?
- Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
- Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
- Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
- Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
- Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
- Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
- Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
- Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
- Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
- Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
- Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
- Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
- Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
- Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
- Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
- Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
- Q: What did the man say to the wall?
- Q: What did the M&M go to college?
- Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
- Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
- Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
- Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?
- Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
- Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
- Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
- Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
- Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
- Q: What did one plate say to the other?
- Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
- Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
- Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
- Q: What concert costs 45 cents?