Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey!
Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
A: Your pointless!
Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing.
Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I’ll hang around!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
A: We make perfect cents.
Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
A: your looking sharp.
Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you!
Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Stop picking on me.
Q: What did the man say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!