Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Posted on October 17, 2025