Q: Why did the barber win the race?

A: Because he took a short cut.

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his parents were in a jam!

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A: Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo

Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?

A: A trum-pet!

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot!

Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?

A: Because if you snooze, you loose!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?

A: Because he’s always spotted!

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A: Because they dropped out of school!

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Cause they arrrrr.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?

A: A party pooper.

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver.

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

A: A Mer-Maid

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!