Q: Whens the best time to go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-hurty
Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
Q: What’s taken before you get it?
A: Your picture.
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves!
Q: What was the Cat in the Hat looking for in the toilet?
A: For thing one and thing two.
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends!