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Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What runs but can’t walk?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: The faucet!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: the Telephone.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What music are balloons scared of?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Pop music
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Sneakers.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Flood lights!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: A turkey!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: A monkey!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: A deviled egg!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Its easier than walking!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
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