Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A: Because she will Let it go.

Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?

A: Because he’s always spotted!

Q: Why can you never trust atoms?

A: They make up everything!

Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A: Because they dropped out of school!

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Cause they arrrrr.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?

A: A party pooper.

Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver.

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

A: A Mer-Maid

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!

Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?

A: The month of March!

Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: “Smiles”, because there is a mile between each “s”!

Q: Where does bad light go?

A: To prism!