Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A: A taxi driver.

Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?

A: A Mer-Maid

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?

A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!

Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?

A: The month of March!

Q: Which is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: “Smiles”, because there is a mile between each “s”!

Q: Where does bad light go?

A: To prism!