Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no “Connection”.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!