Q: Why did the belt go to jail?

A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

Q: Why did the barber win the race?

A: Because he took a short cut.

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his parents were in a jam!

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A: Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo

Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?

A: A trum-pet!

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck!

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot!