Recent Jokes and Gift Images

• Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
• Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
• Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
• Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
• Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
• Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
• Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
• Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
• Q: What do you call a house that likes food?
• Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
• Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
• Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
• Q: What do you call a book that’s about the brain?
• Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
• Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
• Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
• Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
• Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
• Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
• Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
• Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
• Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
• Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
• Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
• Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
• Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
• Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
• Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
• Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
• Q: What did the man say to the wall?
• Q: What did the M&M go to college?
• Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
• Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
• Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
• Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
• Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
• Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?
• Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
• Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
• Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
• Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
• Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
• Q: What did one plate say to the other?
• Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
• Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
• Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
• Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
• Q: What can you serve but never eat?
• Q: What can go up a chimney down, but can’t go down a chimney up?
• Q: What bow can’t be tied?