Recent Jokes and Gift Images

• Q: What runs but can’t walk?
• Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
• Q: What music are balloons scared of?
• Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
• Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
• Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
• Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
• Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
• Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
• Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
• Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
• Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
• Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
• Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
• Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
• Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
• Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
• Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
• Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
• Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
• Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
• Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
• Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
• Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
• Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
• Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
• Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
• Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
• Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
• Q: Why did the barber win the race?
• Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
• Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
• Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
• Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
• Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
• Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
• Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
• Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
• Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
• Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
• Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
• Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
• Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
• Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
• Q: Why are frogs so happy?
• Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
• Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
• Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?