Recent Jokes and Gift Images

• Q: Why does a hummingbird hum?
• Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?
• Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
• Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
• Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
• Q: Why was the clock tower such a good storyteller?
• Q: Why did the bonsai tree get promoted?
• Q: Why did the robot water itself?
• Q: Why did the toaster become a sailor?
• Q: Why did the squirrel buy a motorcycle?
• Q: Why did the pancakes hide from the cat?
• Q: Why did the rabbit open a bakery?
• Q: Why don’t turtles rush through the forest?
• Q: Why did the tomato go to the family reunion?
• Q: What kind of cheese can fly?
• Q: Why did the bicycle refuse to argue?
• Q: Why did the bird replace the computer mouse?
• Q: Why did the coffee file for a name change?
• Q: Why did the duck invite a dog to the pool?
• Q: Why did the dog sit at the computer?
• Q: Why did the cat sit next to the pizza?
• Q: Why was the bread smiling at breakfast?
• Q: What programming language do sailors prefer?
• Q: Why did the bowling pin take the afternoon off?
• Q: Why did the banana bring a jar of jam to work?
• Q: What runs but can’t walk?
• Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
• Q: What music are balloons scared of?
• Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
• Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
• Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
• Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
• Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
• Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
• Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
• Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
• Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
• Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
• Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
• Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
• Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
• Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
• Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
• Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
• Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
• Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
• Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
• Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
• Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
• Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?