Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?

A: because it was rated arrrrr

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?

A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal.

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A: So he could tie the score.

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?

A: Because he was a paleontologist.

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?

A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.