Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: It was below C level!
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains!
Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor!