Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A: A turkey!
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
Q: What music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Q: What runs but can’t walk?
A: The faucet!
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Q: What pet makes the loudest noise?
A: A trum-pet!
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!