Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go.
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
A: They make up everything!
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
A: A party pooper.
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: A taxi driver.
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A: A Mer-Maid
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!