Q: What runs but can’t walk?

A: The faucet!

Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

A: the Telephone.

Q: What music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

A: Sneakers.

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A: Flood lights!

Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A: A deviled egg!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Its easier than walking!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A: Because he had no-body to go with.