Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?

A: He couldn’t concentrate!

Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

A: She had a make-up exam!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: He felt crummy!

Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus!

Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?

A: There was no “Connection”.

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

A: So he could have sweet dreams.

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A: To get a tweetment.