Lieutenant Dan
Posts by Lieutenant Dan:
- Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
- Q: How do you find a Princess?
- Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
- Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
- Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
- Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
- Q: How did the farmer mend his pants?
- Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
- Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
- Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
- Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
- Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
- Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
- Q: Why is England the wettest country?
- Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
- Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
- Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
- Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
- Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
- Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?
Recent Jokes and Gift Images
- Q: What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
- Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
- Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
- Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
- Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
- Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
- Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
- Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
- Q: What do you call a pile of kittens
- Q: What do you call a house that likes food?
- Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
- Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
- Q: What do you call a book that’s about the brain?
- Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
- Q: What do you call a bear with no socks on?
- Q: What do you call a baby monkey?
- Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
- Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
- Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
- Q: What do bulls do when they go shopping?
- Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
- Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?
- Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
- Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
- Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
- Q: What did the penny say to the other penny?
- Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
- Q: What did the pencile say to the other pencil?
- Q: What did the nose say to the finger?
- Q: What did the man say to the wall?
- Q: What did the M&M go to college?
- Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
- Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
- Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
- Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
- Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?
- Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
- Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
- Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
- Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
- Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
- Q: What did one plate say to the other?
- Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
- Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
- Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
- Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
- Q: What can you serve but never eat?