Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

A: She had a make-up exam!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?

A: He couldn’t concentrate!

Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey!

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A: Flood lights!

Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A: Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

A: Sneakers.