Posted on July 30, 2026
Q: Why did the tomato go to the family reunion?
A: It wanted to ketchup with its relatives.
Posted on July 28, 2026
Q: Why did the bird replace the computer mouse?
A: It preferred a little tweet-and-click.
Posted on July 28, 2026
Q: Why did the coffee file for a name change?
A: It was tired of being grounds for concern.
Posted on July 27, 2026
Q: Why did the duck invite a dog to the pool?
A: It needed a good Lab report on the water.
Posted on July 27, 2026
Q: Why did the dog sit at the computer?
A: It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Posted on July 26, 2026
Q: Why did the cat sit next to the pizza?
A: It wanted a slice of the purr-ty.
Posted on July 26, 2026
Q: Why was the bread smiling at breakfast?
A: It finally found its butter half.
Posted on July 25, 2026
Q: What programming language do sailors prefer?
A: C, because they already know how to navigate it.
Posted on July 25, 2026
Q: Why did the bowling pin take the afternoon off?
A: It needed time to get its life back in its lane.
Posted on July 23, 2026
Q: Why did the banana bring a jar of jam to work?
A: It wanted to spread some good news.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no “Connection”.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
