Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold hard cash!

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A: Flood lights!

Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A: Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

A: Sneakers.

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: What music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his parents were in a jam!

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?

A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

A: the Telephone.

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?

A: Because he was a paleontologist.

Q: What runs but can’t walk?

A: The faucet!

Q: Why did the barber win the race?

A: Because he took a short cut.

Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A: So he could tie the score.

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?

A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A: To get a tweetment.

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!