Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!