Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because it had a virus!

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: Its easier than walking!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A: He felt crummy!

Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?

A: A deviled egg!

Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

A: She had a make-up exam!

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?

A: A monkey!

Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?

A: He couldn’t concentrate!

Q: What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?

A: A turkey!

Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?

A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A: He wanted cold hard cash!