Posted on September 3, 2026
Q: Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in daycare centers?
A: They’re calling it infant-tile!
Posted on September 3, 2026
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!
Posted on September 2, 2026
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
Posted on September 1, 2026
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!
Posted on August 30, 2026
Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”
Posted on August 28, 2026
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
Posted on August 27, 2026
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life…. they live off tips.
Posted on August 27, 2026
My eyelids are so sexy, I can’t keep my eyes off them.
Posted on August 26, 2026
It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!
Posted on August 25, 2026
I’m so bright my mother calls me son.
Posted on August 25, 2026