Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: What music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his parents were in a jam!

Q: Why did the robber take a bath?

A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?

A: the Telephone.

Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?

A: Because it was not peeling well

Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?

A: Because he was a paleontologist.

Q: What runs but can’t walk?

A: The faucet!

Q: Why did the barber win the race?

A: Because he took a short cut.

Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?

A: So he could tie the score.

Q: Why did the belt go to jail?

A: Because it held up a pair of pants!

Q: Why did the tomato turn red?

A: It saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?

A: To get a tweetment.

Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?

A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!

Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?

A: To get a root canal.

Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?

A: So he could have sweet dreams.

Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?

A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!