Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Posted on September 30, 2025
Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh a ton!
