Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?

A: Flood lights!

Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A: Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?

A: Sneakers.

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?

A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?

A: Because it was framed.

Q: What music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music

Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?

A: A party pooper.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?

A: They eat whatever bugs them

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Cause they arrrrr.