Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!
