Posted on August 24, 2026
If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.
Posted on August 24, 2026
If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.
Posted on August 23, 2026
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
Posted on August 23, 2026
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
Posted on August 22, 2026
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Posted on August 22, 2026
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Posted on August 21, 2026
I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.
Posted on August 21, 2026
I heard a story about a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it’s pointless
Posted on August 20, 2026
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
Posted on August 20, 2026
I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.
Posted on August 19, 2026
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Posted on August 19, 2026
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
Posted on August 18, 2026
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
Posted on August 18, 2026
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
Posted on August 17, 2026
Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it’ll always get you the RIGHT ONES.
Posted on August 17, 2026
A. Milk and quackers!
Posted on August 16, 2026
A butcher goes on a first date and says ‘It was nice meating you’
Posted on August 15, 2026
2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that’s Ludacris
Posted on August 15, 2026