Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A: Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A: Because he wanted to work over-time!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
