Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the 11 year old go to the pirate movie?
A: because it was rated arrrrr
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the computer break up with the internet?
A: There was no “Connection”.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
A: She had a make-up exam!
