Posted on August 28, 2026
Q. Did you hear about the party a little boy had for his sisters barbie dolls?
A. It was a Barbie-Q.
Posted on August 27, 2026
Pencil sharpeners have a tough life…. they live off tips.
Posted on August 27, 2026
My eyelids are so sexy, I can’t keep my eyes off them.
Posted on August 26, 2026
It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!
Posted on August 25, 2026
I’m so bright my mother calls me son.
Posted on August 25, 2026
I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks, I am outstanding.
Posted on August 24, 2026
If you think of a better fish pun. Let minnow.
Posted on August 24, 2026
If you are running next to me on the treadmill, the answer is YES, we are racing.
Posted on August 23, 2026
If money dosnt grow on trees why do banks have branches?
Posted on August 23, 2026
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
Posted on August 22, 2026
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Posted on August 22, 2026
I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
Posted on August 21, 2026
I love pressing F5. It’s so refreshing.
Posted on August 21, 2026
I heard a story about a broken pencil that I’d tell you but it’s pointless
Posted on August 20, 2026
I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.
Posted on August 20, 2026