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Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t you take a nap during a race?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Because if you snooze, you loose!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Because she will Let it go.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can’t a leopard hide?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why can you never trust atoms?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: They make up everything!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Because they dropped out of school!
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: Cause they arrrrr.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: They eat whatever bugs them
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: A party pooper.
Posted on September 30, 2025
Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: A taxi driver.
Posted on September 30, 2025
Q: Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
by
Lieutenant Dan
A: A Mer-Maid
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