Posted on August 11, 2026
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Posted on August 11, 2026
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
Posted on August 9, 2026
Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.
Posted on August 8, 2026
Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?
A: Because you dribble on the floor!
Posted on August 7, 2026
Q: Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A: They both depend on the batter.
Posted on August 7, 2026
Q: Why is a 2016 calendar more popular than a 2015 calendar?
A: It has more dates.
Posted on August 6, 2026
Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?
A: Because they’re all in High School!
Posted on August 4, 2026
Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Posted on August 4, 2026
Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case they get a hole in one!
Posted on August 3, 2026
Q: Why do girls scouts sell cookies?
A: They wanna make a sweet first impression.
Posted on August 3, 2026
Q: Why was the clock tower such a good storyteller?
A: It always had perfect timing.
Posted on August 2, 2026
Q: Why did the bonsai tree get promoted?
A: Management liked its short-term growth plan.
