Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers?
A: the Telephone.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the scientist go to the tanning salon?
A: Because he was a paleontologist.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
Posted on October 17, 2025
Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A: Because they dropped out of school!