Posted on August 19, 2026
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Posted on August 19, 2026
I am going bananas. Thats what i say to my bananas before i leave the house
Posted on August 18, 2026
fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.
Posted on August 18, 2026
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
Posted on August 17, 2026
Being honest may not get you a lot of FRIENDS but it’ll always get you the RIGHT ONES.
Posted on August 17, 2026
A. Milk and quackers!
Posted on August 16, 2026
A butcher goes on a first date and says ‘It was nice meating you’
Posted on August 15, 2026
2 Pacs of Eminems for 50 Cents? Man that’s Ludacris
Posted on August 15, 2026
You know, everyone always tells me that I’m a bit better than you.
Posted on August 14, 2026
What fits your schedule better……Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
Posted on August 14, 2026
What did the Super Nintendo say to the Sega Genesis?
A: “You know, everyone always tells me that I’m a bit better than you.”
Posted on August 13, 2026
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.
Posted on August 13, 2026
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!
Posted on August 12, 2026
Today I gave my dead batteries away….Free of charge.
Posted on August 12, 2026
Silence is golden, Duct tape is silver
Posted on August 11, 2026
Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
A: She couldn’t control her pupils!
Posted on August 11, 2026
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
